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为什么语义网像那事(18+)

Why is XYZ like teenage sex?

这是老段子了,可以用在任何技术的初期阶段。版本很多,XYZ可以是语义网,敏捷编程,云计算,等等。对语义网,我倒觉得很贴切。

我看到最早的版本是这样的

  • It’s on everyone’s mind all the time. 每个人都老想着这事
  • Everyone is talking about it all the time.  每个人都谈这破事
  • Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it. 每个人都觉得别人做了。
  • Almost no one is really doing it. 很少有人真干了

The few who are doing it are: 那些少数做过的

  • doing it poorly 做得很菜
  • hopeful it will be better next time 希望下次能做得更好
  • not practicing it safely 不晓得安全得去做
Everyone is bragging about their successes all the time, although very few have actually had any success. 人人都在吹嘘自己并不存在的成功
另一个版本也部分适用(我挑了几条)
  •  It’s Not the Size of the Tool, It’s How You Use It 不要怪工具的尺码,关键是你自己会不会用
  • Foreplay is Key 前戏很重要
  • Everyone’s an “Expert” (Or “Guru” or “Ninja”) 大师满地走,专家不如狗
  • You Need to Do More Than Just Show Up; You’ve Got to Engage 光晃悠不行,要死缠烂打,深入
回头再复习一下黄夏留教授的经典语录,或许有异曲同工之处。
【同Net.Weblog.20050228】
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